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Joke of the Day
"Believe me if you ever saw it, you would even say it glows!"
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"I only date Chinese women... They are used to seeing tons of red flags"
"*accidentally summons malevolent demon at a seance* I WILL HAUNT YOUR HOME FOREVER! [4 days later] YOU KNOW, YOU COULD CLEAN UP OCCASIONALLY"
"Friday night is my weekly time to ponder...which do I hate more: my friends, or having to make new friends?"
"What do Nicki Minaj and Santa have in common? Hoe, hoe, hoe."
"Every time I see a person handing out flyers it blows my mind that some people actually get paid to distribute garbage to strangers."
"A kid asks, ""Mommy, how come I'm black and you're white?"" The mom replies, ""Listen, the way I remember that party you're lucky you don't bark."""
"Shout out to Pringles for never giving us a half can of air."
"Bad: I saw my girlfriend's name and number on a couple of men's bathroom walls.. Worse: It was in her handwriting..."
"I found Korn in my poop. I'm glad it was Falling Away from Me instead of Coming Undone."