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Joke of the Day

"What Does Donald Trump Say as an acknowledgment during a discussion of a clever point made at one's expense? Toupee' my friend...Toupee'"

"My girlfriend is ambidextrose she can polish off a box of chocolates with either hand."

"Today's laugh Every day I tell myself: ""Jack, you have to stop drinking"". Good thing my name ain't Jack!"

"Speaking of one-liners,"

"""Here's what I would do..."" - me, giving bad advice"

"I woke up hungover to the sound of my neighbour mowing his lawn. He will just have to mow around me because I'm not moving.."

"Is your name Summer? Coz you're HOT!"

"What is a hurricane's favorite pet? -Anywhere from 1 to 5 cats"

"Whenever I have sex, it's a race to see who comes first. Me or the police."

"Dear Monday. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my weekend. Prepare to die."