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Joke of the Day

"Why did God invent yeast infections? [NSFW] So women would know what it's like to live with an annoying cunt."

"If David Bowie were alive today... he'd be scratching at the lid of his coffin yelling, ""Let me out! I'm alive! Let me out!!"""

"Why did the cow explode? Because it was a mooooooslim."

"What's green and sits on the porch? Paddy O'Furniture. Happy St. Patrick's Day!"

"The Constitution of Japan Article 3. The advice and approval of the Cabinet shall be required for all acts of the Emperor in matters of state,and the Cabinet shall be responsible therefor."

"*cashier stares at obviously fake ID* you sure you're 3? *dog panics and runs out of the store barking*"

"Interestingly, if we invade North Korea because it caused us to miss a movie, that still won't be the worst reason we ever went to war."

"Fun Fact - The faster you walk around the office the more important you are"

"Contrary to the rest of America, Twitter runs on drunken."

"What did the dog say to the man? Nothing stupid, dogs don't talk."