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Joke of the Day

"Why did God invent yeast infections? [NSFW] So women would know what it's like to live with an annoying cunt."

"What do you call a short clairvoyant person who just broke out of prison? A small medium at large."

"A young Lil' Wayne sits alone typing lyrics into Word 97 when a cartoon paperclip suddenly appears on-screen. [Did you mean ""digger""?]"

"If you hear the words ""oh yeah, suck it"" coming from my bedroom, it's probably just me vacuuming."

"Owls are like scary Mr. Potato Heads that fly."

"What do you call a dictionary that smokes weed? High definition"

"What do you call a lycanthrope you've snuck up on? An unaware wolf."

"Teaching 19 to cook, clean, and do laundry so if he ever gets married his wife won't divorce him and make him my responsibility again."

"So me and my friends got in a ride with a student driver today... He knew how to get us to school in time."

"when I talk about computers I make my motherboard"