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Joke of the Day
"I've heard they are re-casting Two and a Half Men with 5 midgets."
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"The hurricane coming in is called Joaquin. When it leaves, does it Joaqout?"
"Don't blindfold an Asian with a shoe lace. That's lacist."
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"I've got two kids, jane and emma, they get bullied at school. I can't make it stop but i can help them rise above it. The other day i said to them, ""Look, boys..."""
"My child: Mom, there's a monster under my bed. Me: ""That's impossible, they're all running for president right now."""
"It's better to be the first lover than a third wife."
"Why do raindrops like lightning at night? -So they can see where they are going"
"Roses are black... ...Violets are black, Everything is black, I'm Ray Charles."