1860

Joke of the Day

"I've heard they are re-casting Two and a Half Men with 5 midgets."

"I used to date a girl with one leg who worked at a brewery. She was in charge of the hops."

"I used to have a dog named Ass. RIP Ass"

"How did the rabbit know his wife was cheating on him? There was a hare in his bed."

"I hate it when you gain 10 pounds for a role... And then remember that you're not an actor."

"I'll never forget the day I met you... ...but I'm trying."

"Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 eight 9. That's right; That's the punchline."

"Is it just me, or are fewer and fewer mustachioed cads tying women to the train tracks these days?"

"[1620] We Indians will bury the hatchet and teach you to farm. *Pilgrims huddle* It's a ruse, this soil looks awful for growing hatchets."

"you can't please everybody. if you could, you'd probably be pansexual."