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Joke of the Day
"My mother is the strongest woman I know. You should see how far she could throw a shoe."
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"How can you tell who is the head nurse of a facility? She's the one with dirty knees."
"Hillary Clinton and the Email Hillary: ""At least I, unlike Lindsay Graham, USE email! <drops mic>"
"When you're in a Google Drev with the KKK So today I was working in groups with the KKK :^) http://imgur.com/mNG0RMi"
"What did one volcano call the other volcano? An Ash-hole."
"The UK could be the 51st State. It'd just be like moving in with your grandson."
"Can somebody explain to me why we still use coins? Really, it doesn't make cents."
"Hard to say which dinosaur was the sexiest."
"Whats the difference between a White lie and a Black lie? Half to none of the time."
"I learned 'I' before 'E' except after 'C' but some words are WEIRD."