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"What did our parents do to kill boredom before the Internet ? I asked my 26 brothers and sisters and they don't know either."
"Did you know Helen Keller had a male roommate? (Neither did she.)"
"No mister movie ticket guy that's not a bag of cheetos in my jacket that's my enlarged heart for the love of cinema"
"What is the national front's favorite curry?"
"What do you call a docks nanny? An Au'Peir"
"what do you call a funny chicken? a comedi-hen"
"I have more talent in my smallest fart than you have in your entire body."
"*gets fired the first day on the job as an EMT for trying to cook a frozen burrito with the defibrillator*"
"What's the difference between a white Jew and a black Jew? The black Jew sits at the back of the oven."