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"TIL about different subreddits. SHIT..."
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"What does a Gynecologist and Pizza Delivery guy have in common? Both get to smell the goods but neither get to eat it. (A straight rip from /r/funny with my apologies)"
"A mother moth was telling her baby moth off saying ""If you don't eat all your cotton you won't get any satin."""
"What did the salmon say when it hit the wall? ""Dam"""
"Why is there no Mexican olympics? Because everyone that can swim, run and jump is already across the border."
"There are 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't. Not mine, I just read it on a mug at work."
"How did the two Irish gay guys know they were meant for each other? Their names are Gerald Fitzpatrick and Patrick Fitzgerald."
"What was Eve charged with after murdering Adam in the Garden? Being a first-person shooter"
"So an outstandingly goofy and silly monkey farts and backflips to a store with fruit. He's going BANANAS!"
"Why are there so many jumpshots in the WNBA? Because women can't drive"