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Joke of the Day

"At first I wondered why the ball was getting closer. Then it hit me."

"Where do the Japanese store defective mannequin feet? In bent-toe boxes."

"My GF was brutal when we moved. Told me anything not used in the past 6 months had to go... I just looked down and gave my condolences"

"Sometimes I think I should try to be a better person, but then I remember I'm good-looking, so I'm, like, nah."

"My first joke ever... Seriously Why did the chick cross the road? To get to the cock!"

"I don't know why some people are so against jokes about the Nazi's They kill in the Jewish communities"

"Where do religious school children practice sports? In the prayground!"

"I once had this amazing handicapped friend. He wanted to be a stand up comedian."

"How many pandas does it take to screw in a light bulb? Technically, just two, but it is really hard to get them to breed in captivity."

"I accidentally answered the phone with my last name and got promoted to homicide detective"