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Joke of the Day
"I hardly know you... but, Facebook says it's your birthday, so happy birthday!"
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"People who say age is just a number fundamentally don't get numbers and that's why I always borrow money from them."
"What's the difference between your job and a dead prostitute? Your job still sucks"
"[Gaming] Why did the console player cross the road? To render the buildings on the other side"
"How do you know you're leading a sad life? When a nymphomaniac tells you ""Let's just be friends."""
"How to get a job without experience ? Just run for office!"
"Just so you know, people who don't give a fuck don't talk about how much they don't give a fuck all the fucking time."
"What's it called when a blonde dyes her hair brunette? Artificial Intelligence."
"It's ironic how the Segway-driving chinese cameraman plowed into the fastest man alive... ...because he ran into a bolt."
"What's black, white, and red all over? Two nuns in a chainsaw battle."