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Joke of the Day
"What is the worst part of a prostate exam? Feeling the doctor's hands on your shoulders."
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"*runs into long lost friend* Him- I started out on the bottom now I'm a district MGR. what do you do? Me- I disappoint people"
"What is the difference between dog shit and black people? One eventually turns white and stops stinking."
"I found a carrier bag with an England football shirt that someone had just thrown away, I couldn't believe it... Carrier bags are worth 5p these days!"
"BRUCE WAYNE: How can I rid this city of crime ALFRED: Mental health care access, economic development, gun reg BRUCE: Bring me a cape"
"Interviewer: why did you leave your last job? [flashback to me trying to sword fight all the customers at Toys R Us] Me: discrimination"
"TEBOW FEVER!! I haven't seen this many people following a white bronco since OJ!!!!! Ba-ha-ha!!"
"Why do people say ""Cannonball"" when jumping into a pool, but no one says ""I'm jumping into a pool"" when firing a cannonball #Interesting"
"What do you call a Serbian prostitute? Slobodan Mikokubic"
"What do you call a cow that has given birth? ..... Decalfinated."