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Joke of the Day
"Q: What did the cow say to the masked robber? A: Moo."
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"What do you call it when ISIS soldiers run for cover? 100 meter Daesh"
"So I was going down on my girlfriend... ...When I tasted horse semen. I then screamed ""So grandma! That's how you died!"""
"A young boy asks his Dad :""What is the difference between confident and confidential? Dad says: ""You are my son, I'm confident about that. Your friend over there, is also my son, THAT is confidential."
"Why did the hipster's mouth hurt? Because he ate pizza before it was cool."
"What do you get if you cross a kangaroo and an elephant? Big holes all over Australia!"
"What did the butter say to the jam? We're on a roll now!!!"
"I got caught peeing in the pool the other day The lifeguard yelled at me so loud that I almost fell in."
"How do you get a homosexual man to have sex with a woman? Shit in her cunt"
"""This tweet isn't funny yet. Welp, better remove all the commas and capital letters! Ah, PERFECTION!"" --me"