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Joke of the Day

"So I was going down on my girlfriend... ...When I tasted horse semen. I then screamed ""So grandma! That's how you died!"""

"What's the difference between acne and a priest? Acne waits for a boy to be 14 before it comes on his face"

"I invented a new word today! Plagiarism."

"www.google.corn"

"Q: Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? A: Because she was a woman."

"Witches these days have it so easy. Do you know how hard it used to be to find so many newts? Now you get them with free 2 day shipping."

"Why did Beethoven hate Mozart? Because Mozart stabbed him in the Bach."

"What's E.T. short for? Because he only has little legs."

"Gay men make sure you're using protection You know: body armor, pepper spray, concealed carry-hand gun, first-aid kit, maybe a flare gun too."

"What's so good about being Swiss? Well, the flag is a big plus."