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Joke of the Day

"So I was going down on my girlfriend... ...When I tasted horse semen. I then screamed ""So grandma! That's how you died!"""

"Black and Blue? So I asked the question,"" Black and Blue or Gold and White"" ? ""It doesn't matter Sir"" replied the Police Officer ""Your wife still has extensive bruising"""

"The fireworks have been over for hours but Rex is still barking, which is weird because he's 12 years old and not a dog. Weird little kid."

"Islam is a religion of piece. There's a piece of you over there, a piece over there, another over there.."

"why are blonde jokes so short so brunettes can rember them"

"Why was the strawberry sad? Because her mother was in a jam."

"I'm so poor that for Christmas my mom cut a hole in my pants so I would have something to play with."

"Neighbor thinks I'm stalking her. Any time she hears a noise she is purified. Petrified! Sorry, not easy reading a diary thru binoculars."

"A midget went to visit the doctors There was a long wait and the nurse said ""you're going to have to be a little patient"""

"I like my women, like I like my coffee with cream in it"