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Joke of the Day
"What do you get if you cross a kangaroo and an elephant? Big holes all over Australia!"
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"""How am I driving?"" No seriously, how did I get here. This isn't my car."
"Breaking News: Criminal author gets 5 years in book case Check out his story!"
"How to sports: - Take a ball - Put it someplace someone else doesn't want you to put it - Congratulations you've now sportsed"
"How do you make holy water? You boil the hell outta it"
"Did you hear about the circumcision Rabbi's wallet? When you rub it for a few minutes, it becomes a suitcase."
"I was in bed with a girl and she said to me, ""I want you to make me scream"". So I said, ""OK. I'll just go outside, put on a ski mask and then kick your front door in. That usually works."""
"For those of you who try to build a pool by digging a pit in the ground, what liquid should you add instead of chlorine? Holey water."
"I was riding in my friend's car today when I noticed he didn't have a brake pedal. He said it only slowed him down."
"I hired Lena Dunham and paid her candy To babysit my 1 y/o niece and clean her vagina. She was thorough."