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Joke of the Day
"Why does the little mermaid wear seashells? Because D shells are too big."
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"u cant teach an old fern new tricks. u cant teach any fern any tricks. basicaly a fern makes for a verey disobedient pet"
"My sister had a baby today. I think I've used that as an excuse to get out of more stuff this week than she has."
"A Physics teacher was talking about the velocity of a falling ball A student asked, ""Is it an African ball or an European ball?"""
"I think my neighbor's dog is in heat. She's been crying the last 2 nights. I may need to take one for the team if I want to get some sleep."
"I call my ex wife... I call my ex wife an ""ankle"", because she is three feet lower than a cunt."
"What does Sean Connery call a greedy oyster? Shellfish."
"Jake and the Cat Man: One man solves crime, the other spends the entire show being startled by thunder."
"I went to an HIV counseling meeting... ... They are a very positive group."
".oneliner ihave a friend who does porn; she says it.s not as hard as it looks..."