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Joke of the Day
"I went to an HIV counseling meeting... ... They are a very positive group."
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"What did my dad say after he asked for frozen casserole That's chili. E:dit Ok execution could be better. Any tips?"
"If you cannot afford a stenographer, a 4 year old will be appointed for you to repeat exactly what you said at all times. Do you understand?"
"{Police Job Interview} Captain: Go out & kill 5 Blacks, 3 Mexicans & a kitten. Recruit: Why kill a kitten? Captain: You're hired."
"What happened when Helium told a joke? There was no reaction"
"One time I intentionally asked a thin woman ""when she was due"" because I was bored. So yeah, I guess you could say I'm into extreme sports."
"Wana hear a Canadian joke? Toronto maple leafs."
"How much wood would Steve Winwood win if Steve Winwood could win wood?"
"I'm gonna make this girl mine..... Right click, Save As...."
"What do you call a good for nothing vegetable A deadbeet"