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Joke of the Day
"I went to an HIV counseling meeting... ... They are a very positive group."
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"Cow tipping is a myth. Cattle are horrible tippers. They rarely leave 10%, even for adequate service."
"Don't you hate when the whole bus is empty, but some guy sits right next to you? I know you do. That's why I do it."
"Best Ever Comedy Movies - Can You Guess The Movie Quote"
"I assume most of braille writing is just shit talking about non-blind people."
"What do you call a Zoo that contains only small dogs? A Shitzu."
"""Let's give the bad guy a ponytail."" - 80s movies"
"Thought of this joke in a dream. What did one tectonic plate say to the other tectonic plate? ""Bro, do you even shift?"""
"Q: Did you hear about the blonde that almost caused a car accident? A: The spare tire in her trunk blew out."
"Wife: wow, we must have had a lot of trick or treaters come by! Me: wha? Her: Because all the candy is gone Me: Ooooh right. So many."