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Joke of the Day
"6: Dad what's a Kardashian? Me: Nobody really knows... 6: Sounds really stupid Me: I love you"
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"What did Obama say to Congress when they vetoed Obama Care? My god, you're all insane. Am I the only one Hussein?"
"Why couldn't we get precise kinetic data on the phosphine-catalyzed reaction? The reaction rate was too phos-phor-us"
"What's the difference between a job and a wife? After 10 years, the job still sucks."
"Fishing... It's like sex. The less you get the more you lie."
"Nobody in this grocery store thinks I'm a good bowler. Also, clean up in aisle four."
"Why is Dwayne ""The Rock"" Johnson always so sad? Everyone takes him for granite."
"Why did the man use a pair of scissors on the rope? The knife just wasn't cutting it."
"NSFW don't read if your easily offended. Why don't black people like to dream. Because the last black guy to have a dream died."
"I'm pretty happy that human skin isn't see-through."