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Joke of the Day

"NSFW don't read if your easily offended. Why don't black people like to dream. Because the last black guy to have a dream died."

"Don't beat your children... Give them informative physical connections."

"My brother just updated his status to ""I love my girlfriend <3"". I always knew he liked them young, but that is fucking ridiculous."

"Doctor Doctor I keep thinking I'm a nit Will you get out of my hair!"

"Don't drink while driving you will spill the beer."

"Yo mama so fat, they're gonna put the movie in two parts."

"Two of my mom's sisters moved to the Alaskan wilderness. it's a double aunt tundra"

"Jimmy: Khaleesi, of course means Queen. What's your real name again? Khaleesi (Kristen Wiig): Karen"

"A dog fell 15 stories into a hot tub and lived to tail about it."

"Haven't seen a king so upset since MLK had a dream! WARRIORS!"