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Joke of the Day

"NSFW don't read if your easily offended. Why don't black people like to dream. Because the last black guy to have a dream died."

"I just watched a squirrel bury a nut in my front yard. I'm going to dig it up and replace it with a Cadbury egg. That'll blow his Lil mind"

"Me: Can I dip my breadstick in your Alfredo sauce? Him: Usually it's me asking you that. 13YO: SHUT UP. STOP IT RIGHT NOW!"

"Once you've seen one shopping centre... ...you've seen a mall"

"I wonder what its like to fart in zero gravity. Does it like...propel you forward? These are things I think people need to know, NASA."

"Why did the dog run into the corner every time the door bell rang? because he is a Boxer"

"Yo mommas so ugly that even her dildo has to take Viagra"

"There's three kinds of people in this world People who can count, and people who can't"

"Google Assistant gave me that one What do you call a can opener that doesn't work? A can't opener"

"Crocodile breaks into Florida store, steals sports drinks. It was a Gator-raid."