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Joke of the Day
"Why did the man use a pair of scissors on the rope? The knife just wasn't cutting it."
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"My daughter, a hair stylist, has a tiny pair of scissors tattooed behind her ear with tiny red teardrops for clients she accidently stabbed."
"What's the difference between Voldemort and Tyrion Lannister? One had a horcrux, the other had a whorecrush.."
"What's the difference between a Scotsman and the Rolling Stones? The Rolling Stones say 'hey you, get off my cloud.' the Scotsman says 'hey MaCleod, get off my ewe.'"
"Username walks into a hotel... And asks for a room. A few days later he leaves. I guess you could say, Username checks out."
"Why doesnt ray charles see his friends ? Because he is married ."
"It's nice finding people from our past. I'm still trying to find the girl from elementary school that couldn't stop sucking her thumb."
"Does Chewbacca use body wash or just shampoo and conditioner?"
"How did Harry Potter get down the hill? By walking...... JK Rowling"