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Joke of the Day
"Nobody in this grocery store thinks I'm a good bowler. Also, clean up in aisle four."
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"What do Marie Curies Notebooks and a defected KGB agent have in common? They both won't be investigated very closely."
"Knock knock. Who's there? A black guy. ""A black guy who?"" ""A black guy who doesn't pay his child support."" ""I'm sorry, you're going to have to be more specific than that."""
"Alien 1: ""Did the humans get our message?"" Alien 2: ""Yeah, but they named it dub-step and dance to it."""
"What do you call a postmodernist ravioli? An intellectual impasta'."
"Eternal Life And the Lord said unto John, 'Come forth and receive eternal life,' But lo, John came fifth, and won a toaster."
"Why didn't the math professor with a speech impediment get any work done? He was always mathturbating."
"If Lamar Odom would've died... He would've went out with a bang."
"TIFU by reposting Just kidding. You fuckers love reposts."
"Some idiot asked me what the 27th letter of the Arabic alphabet is... And all I could say was, ""Wow""."