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Joke of the Day

"Why do women close their eyes during sex? Some women just can't stand seeing a man have a good time."

"What do you call someone who steals a glacier? An iceberglar"

"What do you call a king with a weed addiction? Your royal highness."

"Q: What is a volcano? A: A mountain with the hiccups."

"A termite walks into a bar... Is the bar tender here?"

"The ""we're going to need a bigger boat"" scene from Jaws but just me looking at the shopping carts at the liquor store."

"I feel like my parents grossly overstated the number of times I'd be offered candy by strangers."

"Why is the nose in the middle of the face? Because it's the scenter."

"Kinda creepy that Noah could tell the difference between the male and female versions of EVERYTHING"

"Why don't vampires like steak? Because it's bad for their heart."