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Joke of the Day
"People always ask me why I quit my job as a can crusher... Well it was just soda-pressing!"
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"5: I want to learn drums. Me: Ok, but you have to walk them, feed them, and pick up their poop. *confused, 5 walks away I am the master."
"VILLIAN: all this money is mine BANK TELLER: help us Velcroman, he's getting away VELCROMAN: *stuck to the floor* who puts carpet in a bank?"
"What did the tampon say to the other tampon? Nothing, they were both stuck up bitches."
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"I invented a new joke today I invented a new word today Plagiarism"