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Joke of the Day
"what did one lesbian vampire say to the other lesbian vampire? ""see you next month!"""
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"Why didn't the French soldier fight in the battle of France? He was on a summer retreat!"
"I wanted to buy some literature on DIY shelving Sounds easy, but try going into a book store and asking if they have ""any books on shelves"""
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