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Joke of the Day

"What does Tony Stark call his semen? Pepper spray"

"Where do cows go on Saturday nights? The slaughter house"

"Saw a new movie the other day... It was about a guy who dreamt he was a condom. It was called Contra-ception."

"There are two things in this world that I could look at forever... the left one and the right one."

"See that sad girl up on the hill with tears ? That's not me..I'm the one over there running away from a goose with a corn dog in my hand."

"What's the difference between a bowling ball and a big, smelly vagina? If you absolutely had to, you could eat the bowling ball."

"What did the sardine call the submarine ? A can of people !"

"One day the bass player hid one of the drummer's sticks. The drummer said ""finally! After being a drummer for so long now I am a conductor!"""

"Name a famous robber! Cops!"

"My grandfather has the heart of a lion And a lifetime ban from the zoo"