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Joke of the Day

"My corn tortillas want me to like them on Facebook. Fuck the future."

"This year for Lent, I'm just giving up."

"Rumor has it Pedals the upright walking bear has been killed by a hunter. But, remains unseen."

"If women can do anything that men can do, then why haven't they ever suppressed an entire gender before? Its a joke lady's."

"My neighbour came back home drunk and has been knocking at his door for over 3hours now. But he stays alone, should i go and tell him that he is not around?"

"I like my beer like I like me sex slaves..... Imported"

"FUN FACT: Scientists have proven, there IS in fact life outside the United States."

"Did you know there's a new sub for disputes? r/gument I'll show meself out."

"If Eve wore a fig leaf, what did Adam wear? A hole in it."

"What is the difference between a snowman and a snowomen Snovaries"