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Joke of the Day
"How many people with Alzheimer's does it take to screw in a light bulb? To get to the other side!"
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"I threw some pills at my doctor I thought it would be a good idea to give him a taste of his own medicine"
"I wish I was half excited about anything as a four year old is to push an elevator button."
"Why would they add ""twerk"" to the dictionary? People that would use said word can't read."
"What do you call a blond standing on her head? A brunette with bad breath."
"How are getting popular in high school and getting a college woman pregnant similar? Step one: penetrate the student body."
"What kind of soup do men have after sex? Split pee"
"Wife: ""I'm tired of you endlessly misquoting Arnold Schwarzenegger films. I'm leaving you."" Me: ""You'll be back."""
"I'd like to thank my gps for making me feel like the star of an action movie every time it waits too long to tell me where to turn."
"What does a jewish pedophile say to a kid Hey kid, wanna buy some candy?"