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Joke of the Day
"Did you hear about the SJW that shot up that mall? The news put out a trigger warning."
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"Men can I ask whats up with your all-in-one shampoo/conditioner/body wash/insect repellent/motor oil/mouth wash/sun block/laundry detergent"
"Whenever I read the karma sutra, it puts me in an awkward position."
"Why couldn't Beethoven find his teacher? Because he was Haydn."
"What's 50 Cent's new name? 50 Drachma."
"What Happened to the Man who Threw a Flaming Bag of Poo? He got turd degree burns."
"I don't understand why Obama has to give his speeches behind bullet proof glass I mean,I know he's black and all, but I doubt he'll shoot anyone."
"So You Think You're The One Guy Who Can Wear A Fedora Without Looking Like A Douche"
"Where do Doggos go when they lose their tail? THE RETAIL STORE!"
"I made a joke about periods the other day It was bloody awful"