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Joke of the Day
"I made a joke about periods the other day It was bloody awful"
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"Decided to start ranking my favorite minority groups: so far Lithuanians have a lot of catching up to do."
"Would you like to hear a joke? Donald Trump"
"Did you hear about the two men who were arrested for stealing a calendar? They each got six months"
"Go to www.JebBush.com"
"Sharknado 3 jokes"
"You can lose weight if you don't eat foods that start with capital letters. Even faster if you live in Germany!"
"I want to die quietly in my sleep like my grandad did. Not screaming in terror like his passengers."
"I'm so terrible at Chess. The only way I'll ever get to say ""Checkmate"" is if I eat at a restaurant in Australia."
"When Trump was a kid wanted to be an astronaut when he grew up... ...but all he was able to accomplish was the first syllable."