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Joke of the Day
"What's 50 Cent's new name? 50 Drachma."
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"You get what you get and you don't get upset... You have cancer."
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"Now that gay marriage is legal, my uncle can marry his boyfriend Dre! What a double entendre! I made this up and am very proud."
"I bought some hard cider yesterday... but I'm still waiting for it to melt."
"I don't even want to know how many nude pics Donald Trump's cell phone must have of him."
"What do chefs do when they are cooking in an emergency? They take drastic measures."
"If dogs have taught me anything, it's that barking is a GREAT way to get rid of people you don't want to speak to. Works for me EVERY TIME."
"What kind of dog can you milk? A titbull."
"NSFW Men are like a deck of cards... You need a heart to love him, a diamond to marry him, a club to smash his fucking face in and a spade to bury the bastard!"