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Joke of the Day
"Why couldn't Beethoven find his teacher? Because he was Haydn."
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"How do you blind a woman? You put a windshield in front of her."
"Did you hear about the emotional wedding? Even the cake was in tiers!"
"Wearing crocs is like getting a blowjob from a guy... it feels good until you look down and realize you're gay."
"""Dad, why did your generation find a fat guy singing in Korean & pretending to ride a horse entertaining?"" ""I don't know son, I don't know."""
"""why didnt you come to the Halloween party?"" I was a black kids father for Halloween this year."
"I let my kids follow their dreams, unless I already paid the registration fee on their last dream, then they follow that for 6-8 more weeks."
"Men are like Bluetooth. When they're close they're connected, when they move further they start looking for new equipment."
"My wife just got breast implants made out of oak I don't think I could do that, I think it'd hurt, wooden tit?"
"You haven't seen true happiness until you've looked into the face of a white person when The Cha Cha Slide comes on at a wedding."