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Joke of the Day

"What Happened to the Man who Threw a Flaming Bag of Poo? He got turd degree burns."

"We play cop games because my boyfriend likes to ""discharge his weapon."""

"Did you hear about the chemist turned stand-up comic? He didn't last too long; his jokes didn't get the best reactions."

"Why did Renault name a car ""Le Car""? So customers wouldn't accidentally drive Le Lawnmower to work."

"Phew, don't have to think of a catchy title today Why is Monica so exited for the next Clinton presidency? This time she won't have to swallow."

"what the hell does my dog have to sigh about"

"The only thing I know about Women: They don't like being told what to do unless they're naked."

"I'm sorry Mr. Simmons. I really enjoy babysitting little Timmy, but I'm only 14. I need real money, not bitcoin."

"What do you call a punch that can kill 20 kids and 6 adults? A Sandy Hook."

"BREAKING: Police are trying to rescue a cow lost in a cannabis field. The steaks have never been higher."