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Joke of the Day

"Ranchers are protesting over round hay bales. They claim that their horses aren't getting a square meal."

"Why did the elephant bring toilet paper to the party? He's a party pooper!"

"Not to get too technical, but chemistry says alcohol IS a solution. So I win."

"Why did the young boat dock before it was ready? Pier Pressure"

"I asked a New Zealander how many sexual partners he'd had He started counting but then fell asleep."

"What music does a balloon really hate? Pop"

"Police I thought I saw a police chopper this morning but it was just his baton sticking out."

"If Trump gets elected... ...it will be the first time in History that a billionaire moves into public housing vacated by a black family."

"What's a pirate's favorite programming language? You might think it's R, but his first love has always been the C."

"People complain about there being too many GOP presidential candidates, but when Chris Christie quits that will be, like, half the field right there."