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Joke of the Day
"I need this plant to grow. Well, water you waiting for?"
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"What do balloons and virgins have in common? One prick and its gone."
"If life hands you lemons, ask it why it has hands."
"What do you do if you come across a tiger in the jungle? Wipe it off and apologize."
"How was Germany able to Take over Poland so easily. They marched backwards and the Polish thought they were leaving."
"I think I'll TiVo my kids and watch them later."
"Subtracting the average from a distributing is demeaning."
"I remember the last thing my grandpa said to me before he kicked the bucket He said ""How far do you think I can kick this bucket?"""
"What do you get when you put 32 Rednecks in one room? One full set of teeth."
"So I added Paul Walker on Xbox Live yesterday.... Sadly he spends all his time on the dashboard"