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Joke of the Day

"Subtracting the average from a distributing is demeaning."

"Recently found out my toaster was not waterproof I was shocked."

"Why does Helen Keller only masturbate with one hand? She uses the other hand to moan."

"Sometimes I bring maracas to a meeting just to shake things up."

"What do you call a cow who is also a knight? Sir Loin."

"Why did the guy gay go to prison? For HOMO-cide."

"Did you know that Santa Claus is both an arborist and a geologist? He's gonna find out what's knotty or gneiss."

"The space race shows that there's no limit to what human ingenuity can achieve When they really want to prove they're better than some other bastard."

"A man gets on a bus and ends up sitting next to a very attractive nun. ""Ha, ha!"" says the nun, removing her costume. ""I'm the bus driver!"""

"If rain is God's tears What is snow?"