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Joke of the Day
"What do you get when you put 32 Rednecks in one room? One full set of teeth."
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"Why do people from Istanbul always swim? Because they're constant in a pool."
"How do you catch a unique bird? Unique up on it. How do you catch a tame bird? Tame way you caught the unique bird."
"I ""accidentally"" washed my cellphone once, and my wife has never let me do laundry again.... Yeah Accident"
"In my spare time I help blind children. I mean the verb, not the adjective."
"Please comment Apparently that's how the real jokes are made."
"How many babies does it take to change a light bulb? None. Babies don't have the motor skills or the depth perception to change a light bulb."
"What do you call it when a male mathematician imagines himself having an orgasm? Squirt(-1)."
"Having trouble keeping track of which celebrities are alive and which ones are dead? Here, use my Heath ledger."
"Have you ever had sex while camping? Its fucking intense."