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Joke of the Day
"Why are Jewish men circumcised? Because Jewish women won't touch anything unless it's 10% off"
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"This is joyous. Go to any YouTube video. Pause it. Click anywhere outside the video and then type 1980. Now defend yourself."
"So far, not a single girl I've asked is interested in a fling. I don't think they trust my human catapult."
"How can you tell if someone is vegan? They'll fucking tell you!"
"I just got my first hand job. I'm officially a manicurist."
"""I lost my Khakis"" - a guy from Boston who lost his car keys."
"I had to remove the battery from my carbon monoxide detector. The constant beeping was giving me a headache and making me feel sick."
"I fucked a girl with one leg last night Probably should have used my cock http://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/2j7aff/z/cl9844o"
"What do you call a stork that doesn't bring babies? A swallow"
"""You can tell the quality of a person by how they treat people they don't need."""