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Joke of the Day
"If life hands you lemons, ask it why it has hands."
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"i thought i heard a dog approaching but it was just some hot girl's keys jingling. i fixed my hair for nothing"
"Yes, autocorrect, I wanted to ask if she was all tight. Thank you. Now I know."
"Two monkeys having a bath Two monkeys are about to have a bath. The first monkey says ""Oo oo ah ah ah!"" The second says ""Just put some more cold water in it..."""
"A street preacher told me that gays cause floods, & my first reaction was to call my friend Ben & ask him what other rad shit he could do"
"The iCloud leaks weren't an accident at all. It was Apple trying to make up for causing Adam and Eve to have to wear clothes in the first place."
"You should trust Benjamin Franklin's judgment He's always right on the money."
"Sometimes passing by a nursing home is the only reminder I need to go buy my kids whatever they want."
"My first name is not Damn Signed, Autocorrect"
"Hey, did you hear they are opening a new bread store here in town? Just what we kneaded"