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Joke of the Day
"Blind man ""Hello ladies"", said the blind man as he walked by the fish market."
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"her: I have this weird fantasy where my man shaves me while I sleep me: k her: *wakes up with no eyebrows"
"As a quiet and skinny person, I feel like we should charge loud and fat people more to ride the subway. It won't be difficult to implement either. All we would need to do is charge them by volume."
"When people's driving tweets end mid sentence, did the paramedics find their phone and hit send?"
"Knock knock. Who's there? Owls go. Owls go who?"
"I believe all people are equal... ...whether they're black, Chinese or normal."
"Father Rooney told us he figured out how to make his penis 12 inches Fold it in half."
"What's black and sits at the top of the stairs? A guy in a wheelchair after a house fire."
"If you prefer a particular brand of bottled water, you should be sent away to a special camp."
"My neighbour said I'm not allowed to feed the baby raccoons living in their shed. I wonder if they'd prefer left over chicken to sandwiches"