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Joke of the Day
"7y: mummy, how long have you been married to daddy? Me: 7 years 7y: how long have you got left?"
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"What is brown and sticky? Shit."
"Why are mosquitoes annoying? Because they get under your skin."
"*dinosaur at zoo roars at me* ""ROAR"" whoa wat kimd of dinosaur is this ""GROWL"" hmm ""SHOUT"" hmmm ""YELL"" hmmmmm ""HOLLER"" oh its a thesaurus"""
"Grammar The difference between knowing your shit and knowing you're shit."
"Babies are just people that haven't hurt your feelings yet."
"You know why I don't have a spine? The French needed it."
"""I heard low winter sun is pretty good."" - low winter sun from behind a bush trying to throw it's voice"
"You are the toothpaste to my orange juice."
"If you make a cow angry how will she get even? She'll cream you!"