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Joke of the Day
"Knock knock. Who's there? Owls go. Owls go who?"
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"extreme jesus died on the motocross"
"My wife and I only disagree on the small things, like the importance of my happiness and whether anything I say matters."
"A homophobe goes to the doctor to see if he has cancer... He says, ""Give it to me straight, Doc."""
"What do you call it when two snowmen 69? 88"
"If they took all the money spent on making Godzilla movies, they could've probably just made an actual Godzilla by now."
"Q: What's green and has wheels? A: Grass. I was just kidding about the wheels."
"The best revenge is living well, unless you own a flamethrower."
"I thought being patronized would be cool until they explained it did not involve tequila."
"There's plenty more fish in the sea But until I catch one I'm left here holding my rod."