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Joke of the Day
"What did the leper say to the prostitute? Keep the tip!"
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"Here is a funny joke by George Lopez ."
"Q: What is the difference between a Wagnerian soprano and a Wagnerian Tenor? A: About 10 pounds."
"What's beneath most Canadians? Most Americans"
"I had plans to start researching sinkholes But they fell through"
"Grandad: hey Sonny, what's the name of that German? Grandson: for the thousandth time grandad, it's Alzheimer"
"I tried to sell my old dogging stuff on eBay this week, without success. No bidders but I did have 12 watchers."
"I made this joke up. Man 1: Hey, I haven't seen you in a few days. What's up? Man 2: Oh, I went pearl diving in Ming Chao. Man 1: Oh? Where's Ming Chao? Man 2: She's getting dressed."
"The New York Mets."
"Heard about the new Itailian all-weather tires? Dago through rain Dago through mud Dago through snow And when Dago flat Dago wop-wop-wop-wop..."