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Joke of the Day

"I made this joke up. Man 1: Hey, I haven't seen you in a few days. What's up? Man 2: Oh, I went pearl diving in Ming Chao. Man 1: Oh? Where's Ming Chao? Man 2: She's getting dressed."

"HEY LOOK AT MY COCK!!! Isn't it a pretty rooster?"

"What did the scientist say when he found 2 isotopes of Helium? HeHe"

"What is a nudist's favourite alcoholic drink? A daiquiri."

"Was shopping at Target the other day.... ...and thought...If a terrorist was gonna attack...This would be the perfect target"

"Then an extremely attractive couple walked in, instantly ruining everyone else's good time."

"What is green and goes a hundred miles per hour? A fuel injected pickle."

"""What's your favorite kind of music?"" Asked one windmill to another. The windmill responds, ""I'm a metal fan."""

"There is nothing more hypocritical than a Buddhist saying, ""YOLO"""

"What's Hitlers favorite Pokemon? NEIN-Tails."