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Joke of the Day
"What's beneath most Canadians? Most Americans"
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"Q: How many graduate students does it take to change a light bulb? A: Only one but it may take him/her more than five years to do it."
"The back-to-front comb over: Where mullets are laid to rest."
"I signed up for an online culinary school. I still can't cook, but I made cookies!"
"There's something missing... Girl : Can you listen to me ? Boy : what ? Girl : I like you okay , And I feel there's something missing in my hart . Boy : I think it's an E"
"What do a tornado and a redneck wedding have in common? Either way you lose a motorhome."
"What's the first place Dora explored? The mexican border."
"Went to dinner with a recovering alcoholic vegan who just quit smoking. Everything entering or leaving my mouth was offensive #WorstDateEver"
"""Bigotry"" -an Italian guy describing an oak"
"Basketball players like their chicken like they like their basketballs In the bucket"