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Joke of the Day

"A book never written: ""Secret Societies"" by E. Lumin Audi"

"Guy calls to HR: - Hi. I'd like to discuss IT security specialist position at your company. - Ok. Send your CV, please. - You already have it at your desktop."

"If money can't buy happiness what do you pay a hitman with?"

"What's it called when you remember a good meme? A Memento"

"What gives milk and has a horn? A milk tank!"

"In 4th grade i pegged my gym teacher in the butt with a dodgeball then pretended to tie my shoes as he turned around. they were velcro"

"So a baby seal walks into a club... That's it."

"Teacher: What is the formula for water ? George: HIJKLMNO Teacher: Is that the formula I gave you ? George: Sure you said H to O !"

"What do you call two gay chickpeas? Hummusexuals."

"I'm basically just waiting to eat again."