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Joke of the Day
"What do you say to a naked pig? ""I never sausage a body."""
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"Schrodinger's cat walks into a bar. And doesn't."
"I'll do algebra, I'll do trigonometry, I'll even do statistics. But graphing is where I draw the line!"
"I need to burn 644,098 calories at the gym today."
"How many dead orphans does it take to change a lightbulb? Obviously more than 10, cause it's still pretty dark in my basement."
"Mommy monster: Don't eat that uranium. Little monster: Why not? Mommy monster: You'll get atomic-ache."
"""this has never happened before"" is that a yes or no? ""let me check"" [talks into radio] ""steve can we let a dog on the rollercoaster?"""
"Have you ever eaten out a Chinese girl on her period? I hear it's a delicacy in some cultures. They call it Egg Drop Soup."
"Just bought a thesaurus at the store and brought it home to find out the pages are all blank.... I have no words right now to describe how angry I am."
"How do you get Dick from Richard? You ask him nicely."