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Joke of the Day

"Give a man a plane ticket... Give a man a plane ticket and he'll fly for a day. Push a man from a plane and he'll fly for the rest of his life. First post sorry if its a repost"

"I haven't used the computer in my basement since 1994 because the topless jpg. of Pamela Anderson is still downloading."

"What's someone who hates underwear's favorite song? Free Ballin - Foo Fighters"

"I just had my tubes tied, and now I'm........inconceivable."

"Where does a cow go when he is so upset he doesn't feel like talking? A moo'd specialist."

"FINISH THE SENTENCE!!! I woke up in a ditch and...."

"Why is Shakespeare bad at hunting? because he can't aim steadily"

"My sister bet 100 dollars that I couldn't build a car out of spaghetti. You should've seen the look on her face as I drove pasta!"

"There's a dead squirrel in the driveway. Mrs. Liebowitz is worried that the death might be gang-related. She's checking FOX News to be sure."

"Stop, collaborate and listen. Manda's back with news from the kitchen. Calories grab a hold of me tightly I want nachos daily and nightly..."