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Joke of the Day

"My love for you is like diarrhea, I just cant hold it in!"

"I've always taught my children that no matter what race or religion, all good looking people deserve respect."

"Get ahead at the office by taking work home with you over the weekend. No need to work on it just make sure people see you take it home..."

"""President Trump, California is revolting!"" ""Yeah, and they're also threatening to secede."""

"People need to learn how to take a compliment... Just today I complimented the most epic mustache I've ever seen and the lady didn't even say thanks."

"Did you hear about Mike Tyson's opinion on ears? He had some biting commentary on the matter."

"The ex says he's come into some money and can finally ""take care"" of me. Wait...he's gonna have me killed isn't he?"

"What do you call a drug dealer in a strip club A hardened criminal"

"If only success was measured by how self deprecating you could be... ...I'd still be below average."

"Why do lesbians shop at Sport's Authority? Because they don't like Dick's."