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Joke of the Day

"Thought of a '2 guys walk into a bar' joke A gay guy and Sam Adams walk into a bar. The gay guy drank some Sam Adams. But only Sam Adams had alcohol that night."

"I need a hobby where I say stuff and people follow me around."

"Yo momma so fat when she had turkey at thanksgiving She ate the whole damn country"

"Some people say they have a hamster on a wheel in their head. I have 4 squirrels fighting over an acorn."

"Why didn't the fisherman go to Florida to fish for long jawed fish with rows of razor like teeth? He didn't have a Gar"

"How can you tell when a drummer's at the door? He doesn't know when to come in"

"I stay awake at night wondering... I stay awake at night wondering if hooked on phonics has a hotline for addicts."

"(NSFW) Coors Light is like having sex in a canoe. Fucking close to water."

"Why was the archeologist depressed? because his career was in ruins"

"There's no such thing as a stupid opinion Said the world's first feminist"