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Joke of the Day
"Where do cotton balls come from? Male cotton plants"
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"Superpowers If you could have one superpower, what would it be? Cold war Russia."
"I went to the doctor today. He told me I was fat. I said I wanted a second opinion. He says, Okay, you're ugly."
"You call them ""cuss words""... I call them ""sentence enhancers""."
"What's the difference between you and a calendar? A calendar has dates."
"I was verbally abused as a child. The bigger verbs at school would kick my ass. ""Stop conjugating yourself!"" they'd say mockingly."
"How do Iranians speak on the telephone? Persian-to-Persian (person-to-person)."
"Whats the difference between 8 dicks and a joke?? Your mom cant take a joke."
"A car with a car rack looked like a police car, so I slowed down, only to realize I had been tricked into obeying the law FOR NO REASON."
"What do you call really mean grass? *Agrassive*"