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Joke of the Day

"Sarah Palin isn't racist. Some of her white friends' best white friends have white friends who vaguely know someone who is black."

"There's a man living near me who has 5 Penises. Rumour has it his underwear fit him like a glove."

"Christmas must be a hard time for dyslexic children. They get their presents from Satan."

"How much does a pirate pay for corn? A buccaneer"

"What's brown and rhymes with snoop?"

"I like to bring bags of winter clothes into strip clubs and tell them to cover up. Then yell how they're embarrassing the family."

"Why is it called taking a shit? Cuz no one wants to say they're giving a shit."

"Women who like facials must be a myth. At least, I've never cum across one."

"Every kiss begins with K but so does every kidnapping. That's how words work people."

"A penny fell out of my pocket So I left it thinking ""I just raised their property value."""