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Joke of the Day

"A penny fell out of my pocket So I left it thinking ""I just raised their property value."""

"You know what's fucked up? A girl on top."

"What do space-related scientists call themselves in Australia? Austronomers"

"I wasn't happy getting A,B and C in my results today. Having three types of Hepatitis is almost unheard of."

"My friends usually get upset with how often I make jokes, but I need to stay strong. You see, seven days without puns makes one weak."

"Baby's first knock knock joke Knock knock Who's there? HaHa! You're never going to get this one!"

"How's a fart and a teenager alike? Because once you go to sleep, you can't trust either of them to not sneak out."

"A Rabbi's money maker. A man asks a Rabbi if he gets paid for the circumcisions. The Rabbi says - No, I can't do that! I just Keep the tips!"

"The three most read words in the world: I? ?L?o?v?e? ?Y?o?u? ...NO! It's: ""Made in China."""

"I use to have crabs... Until the bigger bugs ate them."