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Joke of the Day
"Coworker: got a second? Me: you mean the one you just wasted or another one?"
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"Wife Wanted A man inserted an advertisement in the classified section of the newspaper: ""Wife Wanted."" The next day he received a hundred letters. They all said the same thing: ""You can have mine."""
"At the motel: Front Desk: And here's your key card sir .. Me: I'd like a wakeup call. FD: You're 20 lbs. overweight and your fly's open."
"2 blondes are checking a car ""Does the turn signal work?"" ""Yes! No. Yes! No. Yes!"""
"*I'm worried about tomorrow* Tomorrow: I'm fine, stop worrying."
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"I used to go out with an English teacher, but she dumped me. She didn't approve of my improper use of the colon."
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"Did you hear the shocking news about Yahoo Today ? Apparently they still have 500 million users."
"What is a oreo? 2 gang members smashing a white boys face."